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Monday, 17 November 2025

How You Can Ruin Your Restaurant's Kitchen Reputation in Record Time

If you want to ruin your restaurant’s Christmas reputation in record time, there’s a brutally simple way to do it: fill your kitchen with unqualified, poorly trained staff and hope for the best.

Christmas is when expectations are sky-high. Families are treating themselves, office parties are blowing their budget, and people who barely eat out all year finally book a table. 

It’s an opportunity to win lifelong fans,or guarantee they never darken your door again.

Here’s how cutting corners on training and qualifications in the kitchen can wreck your festive season, one disastrous plate at a time.

Christmas diners have zero patience for chaos

On an ordinary Tuesday in February, guests might forgive the odd delay or slightly underwhelming dish. At Christmas, everything is magnified.

People have dressed up

They’ve booked weeks or months in advance

They’re paying for a “special” experience

When your kitchen brigade is half-trained, corners are cut. Tickets get lost. Starters arrive after mains. A table of eight gets six plates and two mysterious “sorry, it’ll be another five minutes”.

To customers, this doesn’t look like “short staffing” or “seasonal pressure”. It just looks like a restaurant that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

And they will tell their friends. And their colleagues. And probably social media.

Undertrained staff = unsafe food

This is where it stops being about reputation and starts being about genuine risk.

Unqualified or poorly trained kitchen staff may not fully understand:

Correct cooking temperatures for poultry, pork and stuffing

Safe cooling and reheating of pre-prepared dishes

Cross-contamination risks between raw and ready-to-eat foods

Allergen control and separate preparation areas

Personal hygiene standards under pressure

At Christmas you’re handling:

Large volumes of turkey and other roast meats

Buffets and carveries that sit out for extended periods

Rich, creamy dishes and desserts

A wider range of nut, dairy, gluten and other allergens

Get these wrong and you’re not just risking complaints, you’re risking food poisoning outbreaks and serious allergen incidents.

One bout of suspected food poisoning shared in the office on Monday, and half the city decides your restaurant is “the one that made everyone ill at the Christmas party”.

Inconsistent quality destroys trust

A good, well-trained kitchen works like a machine: same recipe, same portion, same standard, every time. When you fill that kitchen with people who don’t really know what they’re doing, your food becomes a lottery.

One chef plates generous portions, another dishes up tiny ones

One new starter seasons properly, another forgets salt entirely

One person understands timings, another sends rock-hard roast potatoes and floppy veg

Christmas set menus are often sold as a safe bet: “everyone will get a decent meal that looks the part.” If the food is wildly inconsistent from plate to plate, or from first sitting to last, word gets around fast.

Guests notice. They compare plates. They mutter things like:

“Why is their turkey hot and ours lukewarm?”

“We ordered the same dessert – why is yours twice the size of mine?”

That’s how trust evaporates.

Chaos in the kitchen spills into the dining room

Front-of-house staff can only work with what the kitchen gives them.

Poorly trained kitchen staff cause:

Long ticket times – FOH are left to apologise on repeat

Incorrect dishes – wrong sides, wrong sauces, wrong cooking level

Missing items – no pigs in blankets, no vegetarian option left, no gluten-free gravy

The result? Service that looks flustered and unprofessional, however good your waiting team actually are.

Christmas guests might forgive one honest mistake followed by a sincere apology and a quick fix. But a string of kitchen errors – cold plates, wrong orders, missing dishes – turns a “special night out” into a story they tell for years, for all the wrong reasons.

Allergen mistakes are reputation-ending

One of the biggest risks of using unqualified kitchen staff is poor allergen awareness.

If your kitchen team:

Don’t know what’s in each dish

Don’t understand the importance of using separate utensils and areas

Don’t label pre-prepped sauces and mixes clearly

Can’t confidently answer questions from front-of-house

… then you are playing a dangerous game.

Christmas party bookings often include:

People who never usually eat out

Guests who don’t want to “make a fuss” about their allergy

Fixed menus where it’s assumed “everyone will be fine with that”

All it takes is one careless substitute, one dish prepared on a contaminated board, one “I think it’s fine” from someone who hasn’t been trained properly.

The guest who ends up ill, or even worse, isn’t going to quietly forget. Nor will their friends, their workplace or their social media followers.

Your staff can’t sell what they don’t understand

Training isn’t just about safe cooking – it’s also about pride, product knowledge and confidence.

When kitchen staff know:

Why the turkey crown is brined

How the gravy is made from scratch

What makes the roast potatoes so crisp

How the vegetarian or vegan option has been designed as a hero dish, not an afterthought

… they take pride in sending it to the pass. That energy ripples out into the dining room.

But if half your kitchen team have only been there a week, haven’t tasted the menu, and barely know what’s in each dish, that enthusiasm dies.

The plates might leave the pass, but they won’t look or feel special. And at Christmas, “fine” is not good enough for the people who’ve booked months in advance and spent a chunk of their festive budget with you.

Word-of-mouth damage lasts long after the tree comes down

Here’s the biggest problem: a bad Christmas service doesn’t stay in December.

Office parties that had a miserable time won’t rebook next year

Families that had a disappointing Christmas Eve meal will choose somewhere else

Couples who felt let down won’t risk bringing visiting relatives for a future Sunday roast

And people talk. Christmas horror stories are fun to tell:

“We waited an hour and a half for cold turkey and they’d run out of Christmas pudding by 7pm.”

You might think you’re saving money by employing cheaper, less qualified kitchen staff and skipping proper training, but the cost in repeat business and reputation is enormous.

How to protect your Christmas reputation instead

If you’d rather not ruin your festive reputation, here’s what to prioritise:

1. Start recruitment early

Don’t leave hiring seasonal kitchen staff until November and grab whoever’s left. Plan your Christmas staffing in late summer or early autumn so you can:

Be choosy

Check references

Match people to roles based on genuine skills

2. Invest in real training, not five-minute briefings

At a minimum, make sure every kitchen worker has:

Basic food hygiene and safety training

Clear instruction on your allergen procedures

Practical training on each Christmas menu dish – prep, cooking, plating

Shadow shifts and supervised services are far better than throwing new staff straight into a fully booked Saturday night.

3. Standardise recipes and plating

Christmas menus are the perfect time to:

Use detailed recipe cards

Have photos of each dish on the pass

Agree clear portion sizes

This helps inexperienced staff keep standards consistent, and reduces the risk of “creative” but disastrous variations.

4. Test your menu under pressure

Run at least one “practice” service with staff or friends where:

You pretend it’s a fully booked Christmas night

The kitchen works through real ticket volumes

You spot where untrained or unsure staff struggle

Then fix those issues before paying guests arrive.

5. Make communication non-negotiable

Encourage your staff to speak up if:

They’re not sure how to cook or plate something

They’re unclear on an allergen request

They feel overwhelmed by the volume of tickets

It’s better to ask and get it right than guess and cause a disaster.

Your Christmas kitchen is your brand

At Christmas, people aren’t just buying food. They’re buying memories, tradition and the feeling of being looked after.

Undertrained, unqualified kitchen staff can undo all of that in a single sitting.

The festive season can be your most profitable, reputation-building time of year – or the moment your restaurant becomes “that place we’ll never go to again”.

The difference often comes down to one decision:

Do you treat your Christmas kitchen as an afterthought to fill with whoever’s available, or as the heart of your brand that deserves skilled, properly trained people?

Your guests will know which choice you made the moment their Christmas dinner hits the table.

Wednesday, 12 November 2025

How to Run Christmas-Themed Quizzes for Your Pub, Restaurant or Hotel

Christmas is one of the busiest and most profitable times of the year for hospitality venues. 

Guests are looking for festive fun, cosy surroundings and memorable experiences to share with family, friends and colleagues. 

A Christmas-themed quiz night ticks all the boxes: it’s affordable entertainment, easy to host, and brilliant for boosting footfall and dwell time.

Whether you run a local pub, a family-friendly restaurant or a boutique hotel, or are in charge of Christmas entertainments at a hotel that's part of a chain, here’s how to host a festive quiz that keeps guests returning year after year.

Why Christmas Quiz Nights Work So Well

They attract groups

Office parties, club socials and family get-togethers, all love a quiz. It’s an ideal pre-Christmas event that appeals to mixed ages.

They encourage longer stays

Teams ordering sharing boards, puddings or an extra round while the quizmaster tallies scores is great for revenue.

They create a warm community feel

A quiz night adds atmosphere and gives you a chance to showcase your venue’s personality.

They’re easy to run

With a bit of preparation, you can host a brilliant evening without needing specialist equipment.

Choose a Format That Works for Your Venue

★ Traditional Pen-and-Paper Quiz

Perfect for pubs and casual restaurants. Keep it simple: several themed rounds and a picture sheet on each table.

★ Christmas Bingo-Quiz Hybrid

Guests fill in bingo cards with answers instead of numbers. It’s fast-paced and great for families.

★ Big Screen Quiz

If you have a projector or large TV, add picture rounds, music clips and film stills. Ideal for hotel lounges or larger restaurants.

★ Charity Quiz Night

Partner with a local charity, hospice or foodbank. It strengthens community ties and boosts turnout.

Festive Quiz Round Ideas

Mix easy and harder questions to keep all teams engaged. Popular round themes include:

The 12 Days of Christmas

Questions about birds, meanings, and origins of the song.

Christmas TV Specials

From Morecambe and Wise to The Vicar of Dibley, this always goes down well.

Food and Drink at Christmas

British festive traditions, unusual global practices or guess-the-ingredient challenges.

Name That Christmas Tune

Short clips or even hummed intros if you want to add some humour.

Christmas Toys Through the Decades

Nostalgia always sparks lively conversation.

Christmas Around the World

Perfect for hotel guests or venues with an international crowd.

Add On-Brand Prizes

You don’t need to spend much to create excitement. Choose prizes that also promote your venue:

Free dessert or coffee for each team member

A gift card for the pub or restaurant

A Christmas hamper featuring local produce

A bottle of fizz for the winning team

A “booby prize” such as a wooden spoon or novelty reindeer antlers

Many venues also offer a “rollover jackpot” for a bonus question, encouraging repeat visits.

Make It Special With Festive Touches

A Christmas quiz should feel magical, not just another Thursday night. Small details make a big difference:

Serve mulled wine, hot chocolate or Christmas cocktails

Offer a quiz-night festive platter or sharing board

Add fairy lights, table candles or music to set the mood

Invite teams to wear Christmas jumpers for a prize

Use decorative answer sheets or scorecards

Promote Your Quiz Effectively

Good advertising ensures a full house. Try:

Posters in-venue and on your entrance door

Daily posts on Facebook, Instagram, X and Threads

An event listing on your website or Google Business page

Sharing details with local community groups

Adding a “Book your table for our Christmas quiz!” button online

Always encourage teams to reserve tables early to manage capacity.

Keep the Night Running Smoothly

Start on time to respect early arrivals

Keep rounds short and lively

Use a microphone if the room gets busy

Allow a short break for ordering drinks

Check answer sheets in full view for transparency

Announce results with plenty of cheer and humour

A friendly, upbeat quizmaster makes all the difference.

Make It a Seasonal Tradition

If your first quiz goes well, turn it into a Christmas tradition. Many venues run:

Weekly quizzes throughout December

A festive “Big Quiz Night” just before Christmas

A New Year quiz to kick off January trade

Guests love rituals, and a well-run quiz night becomes something they look forward to each year.

Hosting a Christmas-themed quiz night is an easy, low-cost way to generate excitement, increase bookings and bring people together. With clever theming, good promotion and a welcoming atmosphere, your pub, restaurant or hotel can become the go-to venue for festive fun in your community.

Sunday, 22 December 2024

How to Make a Late Booking for Christmas Dinner at a Pub, Restaurant, or Hotel

Sometimes, the best-laid plans for a cosy Christmas dinner at home can go awry. 

Whether it’s due to an unexpected bout of poor health, a last-minute kitchen disaster, or simply a change of heart, finding yourself without a festive meal on Christmas Day can be stressful. 

But fear not! Many pubs, restaurants, and hotels are prepared to cater for last-minute bookings.

 Here’s how to secure your spot and enjoy a delicious Christmas feast without the hassle of cooking at home.

1. Act Quickly

Time is of the essence when it comes to last-minute Christmas bookings. Venues often fill up weeks in advance, but cancellations do happen. As soon as you realise your plans have changed, start your search. The earlier you act, the better your chances of finding availability.

2. Be Flexible with Timing

Prime dining slots, such as midday or early afternoon, are likely to be fully booked. However, some venues may have availability for later sittings. If you’re willing to dine a little earlier or later than usual, you’ll have a better chance of securing a table.

3. Use Online Booking Platforms

Websites like OpenTable, ResDiary, or Bookatable can be invaluable for checking real-time availability at multiple venues. Some platforms even allow you to join waitlists for fully booked restaurants, so you’ll be notified if a table becomes available.

4. Call Venues Directly

Not all establishments update their online booking systems immediately. Calling pubs, restaurants, and hotels directly can give you a clearer picture of their availability. Be polite and explain your situation; some venues may go out of their way to accommodate you.

5. Consider Smaller or Lesser-Known Venues

While popular spots may be fully booked, smaller or less well-known establishments might still have space. Local pubs or family-run restaurants can offer a warm and welcoming atmosphere, often with more flexibility for last-minute bookings.

6. Look for Cancellations

Keep an eye out for last-minute cancellations. Many venues experience no-shows or cancellations in the days leading up to Christmas. Follow your chosen venues on social media, as they often post about sudden availability there.

7. Be Prepared to Travel

If local options are fully booked, consider broadening your search to nearby towns or villages. A short drive or train journey could open up a range of possibilities, and you might discover a hidden gem in the process.

8. Consider Hotel Restaurants

Hotels often cater to both guests and non-guests on Christmas Day and may have more extensive dining facilities than standalone restaurants. Even if their main dining room is fully booked, they might have alternative spaces available for festive meals.

9. Check for Special Menus and Pricing

Before booking, confirm the details of the Christmas menu, including pricing and what’s included. Many venues offer set menus with multiple courses, but it’s always good to double-check to ensure it fits your preferences and budget.

10. Be Ready to Pay a Deposit

Most venues require a deposit to secure a Christmas booking, especially for last-minute reservations. Have your payment details ready and be prepared to confirm your booking promptly.

11. Plan Your Transport

Ensure you have a reliable way to get to and from the venue, especially if you’re dining in the evening or travelling to a rural location. Book taxis or check public transport schedules in advance, as services may be limited on Christmas Day.

12. Enjoy the Experience

Once you’ve secured your booking, focus on enjoying the day. Dining out on Christmas can be a delightful change of pace, with festive decorations, professional service, and a stress-free atmosphere. Embrace the opportunity to relax and savour a meal prepared by skilled chefs.

By following these tips, you can turn a potential Christmas Day disaster into a memorable dining experience. With a bit of flexibility and quick thinking, you’ll soon be tucking into turkey and all the trimmings without lifting a finger in the kitchen. Cheers to a stress-free Christmas!

Tuesday, 17 December 2024

The Case for Simple, Easy-to-Follow Menus: Why Less Is More in Dining

Menu confusion is a real problem 
My wife and I decided to enjoy some Christmas fare from the menu of a rather high end restaurant. Or, rather, we tried to. 

Although the special Christmas menu had pride of place on every table on both floors of the restaurant it transpired that most of the items on the Christmas menu were only available if one had pre-booked a special Christmas deal or something of that nature. 

This fact was not actually contained anywhere on the Christmas menu so starters were not available, nor were any of the Christmas desert options or the cheese platter. 

In fact the only sort of Christmas menu item that was available was a chicken burger served with a pig in blanket skewered through it. Which, although tasty wasn't really that much of a Christmas menu. 

And that set me thinking about menus in general, which occasioned the writing of the following blogpost.

A restaurant’s menu is its first real interaction with the customer. It’s more than just a list of dishes – it’s a reflection of the establishment’s style, personality, and promise. 

However, in an effort to impress, some restaurants fall into the trap of creating menus that are overly complicated, filled with jargon, or unnecessarily extensive. Or have secret escape clauses as above.

While creativity and variety are important, a menu that confuses or overwhelms the customer can harm the dining experience. Here’s why keeping menus clear, concise, and approachable is essential for a successful restaurant.

1. A Confusing Menu Creates a Bad First Impression

Imagine sitting down, opening a menu, and being greeted with a labyrinth of obscure terms, endless options, or overly wordy descriptions. Instead of excitement, the customer feels frustrated or unsure. When patrons have to ask for clarification or spend too long deciphering the menu, it creates unnecessary stress and delays.

A well-structured, easy-to-read menu makes customers feel comfortable and confident in their choices, setting a positive tone for the rest of their dining experience.

2. Decision Fatigue Is Real

Too many options can be overwhelming. This is known as decision fatigue – the more choices people have, the harder it becomes to make a decision. A menu with dozens of dishes, variations, and categories can leave diners feeling anxious or dissatisfied, even after they’ve placed their order.

A streamlined menu with a thoughtful selection of dishes helps diners make quicker, more satisfying decisions. It allows them to focus on enjoying their meal rather than second-guessing whether they missed a better option.

3. Overly Complex Language Alienates Customers

While it’s tempting to use fancy culinary jargon to describe dishes, it can alienate customers who aren’t familiar with the terms. Words like sous-vide, emulsion, or gastrique may sound impressive, but they can also confuse or intimidate diners who just want to know what they’re ordering. And potentially dangerous when it comes to allergies that a diner might have problems with.

Clear, straightforward descriptions that highlight the key ingredients and flavours help customers feel at ease. A menu should make dishes sound appealing, not like they require a dictionary to understand.

4. Too Many Choices Can Compromise Quality

A massive menu often raises a red flag: how can a kitchen maintain high-quality, fresh ingredients across so many dishes? When a restaurant tries to cater to every possible preference, it risks spreading itself too thin.

A smaller, focused menu allows the kitchen to specialise in a select range of dishes, ensuring they’re prepared to perfection. It also allows for better ingredient management, reducing waste and improving consistency.

5. Simplicity Speeds Up Service

A complicated menu can slow everything down. Customers take longer to order, staff spend more time explaining dishes, and the kitchen faces a greater challenge juggling too many options. This can lead to longer wait times, frustrated diners, and stressed staff.

A simple menu streamlines the entire dining process. Customers order more quickly, service flows smoothly, and the kitchen can focus on delivering excellent food.

6. A Focused Menu Highlights the Restaurant’s Strengths

Restaurants with clear, concise menus are often the most memorable. By offering a curated selection of dishes, they showcase what they do best. Whether it’s a handful of signature items or a focus on seasonal ingredients, a streamlined menu communicates confidence and expertise.

Diners are more likely to trust a menu that feels intentional rather than one that tries to be everything to everyone.

7. Customers Want Clarity, Not Confusion

Ultimately, diners want to know three things:

What’s in the dish?

How is it prepared?

How much does it cost?

Menus that bury this information in overly creative descriptions or cluttered layouts create unnecessary confusion. Clear formatting, simple language, and a logical flow make it easy for customers to find what they’re looking for.

A menu should be a bridge between the restaurant and the customer, not a barrier. Overly complicated, hard-to-follow menus can frustrate diners, slow down service, and compromise the overall experience.

By keeping menus simple, focused, and easy to navigate, restaurants can create a more enjoyable, stress-free dining experience. A well-designed menu builds trust, highlights the restaurant’s strengths, and allows customers to order with confidence.

In dining, as in life, sometimes less really is more.

Sunday, 17 November 2024

How to Ruin Your Restaurant or Gastropub in Time for Christmas: A Guaranteed Guide

How dare you expect decent service?
My wife and I write on food and drink matters and we both have backgrounds in the catering and pub trade. My wife's mother and my father were both chefs and we have family members in the pub and restaurant trades both here and in the USA and Canada. So we know what to expect in a reasonably expensive restaurant. 

We were visiting one of our favourite gastropubs when my wife was served a glass of Merlot that was not to the usual high standard of the pub. She said: "This is dreadful!" She asked me to taste it and unlike their previous Merlot, this was not buttery smooth, this was harsh and unpleasant. We checked the wine list. They had changed the wine they serve.

When our gourmet burgers arrived rather than being served on proper crockery as previously they were served on marked and scratched very small wooden trenchers (very Medieval) that were not large enough to stop the food from escaping onto the uncleaned table. 

My wife normally has several glasses of wine whilst I have several pints of beer with our meals.. We cut our visit much shorter than normal and we have cancelled our plans to have a Christmas meal there. My wife joked: "It's almost as if they are following a guide on how to wreck their restaurant trade for the Christmas period!"

And I thought: Time for a blogpost on this very subject!

The festive season is one of the most anticipated times of the year for the hospitality industry. It’s a golden opportunity for restaurants and gastropubs to make a lasting impression on customers, attract new clientele, and build loyal patrons who’ll come back long after the Christmas lights have been long taken down. 

But if you're looking to do the complete opposite, perhaps to achieve a spectacular implosion in time for the new year, this guide is for you. Here’s how you can absolutely guarantee to ruin your restaurant or gastropub this Christmas.

Step 1: Serve Cheaper, Poor-Quality Wines

Nothing says “we don’t care” quite like replacing your carefully curated wine list with the cheapest bottles you can find. After all, why bother offering your customers a quality bottle of Merlot or Bordeaux or an elegant Sauvignon Blanc when you can stockpile bargain-basement plonk that tastes like vinegar?

Here’s how to maximise the damage:

Switch to the Cheapest House Wines: The cheapest box wine will do. Your customers won't notice the difference, right? Clue: they absolutely will. There’s nothing quite like the disappointment of a glass of overly sweet, or excessively dry and poorly aged wine to ruin a festive dinner.

Stop Offering Wine Pairings: Your knowledgeable sommelier or staff member recommending wines? Get rid of them. Just let customers fend for themselves, and if they ask for suggestions, train your remaining staff to respond with a shrug and say: "I don't like wine!"

Serve at the Wrong Temperature: Serve white wines warm and red wines chilled for that special touch. Bonus points if the wine glasses are still warm and wet from the dishwasher.

Step 2: Opt for Poor-Quality Cuts of Meat

Christmas is traditionally a time for indulgence, and your customers will likely expect to enjoy high-quality festive dishes. But if your goal is to drive them away, then skimping on ingredients is the fastest route to dissatisfaction.

Replace Premium Cuts with Cheaper Alternatives: Replace that prime rib with tough, gristly cuts. Who needs succulent turkey when you can serve a dry, flavourless bird that was frozen for months? Or even serve catering industry pressed turkey rounds, rather than fresh turkey? Bonus points if your steak requires a hacksaw to cut through.

Go for Processed, Pre-Packaged Options: Skip the freshly prepared roasts, gravies, and sauces. Instead, stock up on pre-packaged, mass-produced alternatives. Customers won't mind if their Christmas dinner tastes like a school cafeteria meal… or maybe they will, and they won’t be back.

Overcook or Undercook Everything: There’s nothing quite like a Christmas roast that’s either charred to a crisp or practically raw. If you’re aiming for bad reviews, ensuring every dish comes out of the kitchen improperly cooked is a surefire method.

Step 3: Hire Indifferent or Hostile Serving Staff

Service is often the make-or-break factor in the restaurant business. But if you’re looking to alienate your customers, nothing works better than unwelcoming, apathetic, or downright rude staff.

Hire Staff Who Don't Care: When interviewing potential waitstaff, look for candidates who display zero enthusiasm for hospitality. If they roll their eyes at the thought of serving customers, you’ve found the perfect fit.

Encourage Staff to Be Indifferent: Train your team to avoid eye contact, ignore guests who try to get their attention, and never, ever smile. After all, Christmas is about making people feel unwelcome, isn't it?

Respond to Complaints with Hostility: If customers dare to express dissatisfaction, make sure your staff respond defensively or even aggressively. Accusing them of being too picky or telling them they're wrong is a brilliant way to guarantee they'll never return.

Step 4: Create a Miserable Atmosphere

The Christmas season is supposed to be about warmth, joy, and celebration, so naturally, you’ll want to go in the opposite direction.

Skip the Christmas Decorations: If you do decide to put up any decorations, make sure they’re sparse, tacky, or downright depressing. A few sad-looking tinsel strands and a broken fairy light should do the trick.

Play Inappropriate or Annoying Music: Forget festive classics. Instead, choose music that’s either gratingly upbeat or completely inappropriate for the season. Better yet, have no music at all, so diners can fully appreciate the awkward silence.

Maintain an Uncomfortable Temperature: Whether it’s freezing cold or stiflingly hot, make sure your restaurant is as uncomfortable as possible. A broken heater or an open window on a cold December night can really drive customers away.

Step 5: Ignore Dietary Requirements and Preferences

The modern diner often has dietary restrictions or preferences. But catering to those needs is only necessary if you actually want people to enjoy their experience.

Refuse to Accommodate Allergies: Gluten-free? Dairy-free? Vegetarian? Vegan? Who cares? Just don’t bother. A great way to ruin your reputation is by ignoring dietary requests and causing discomfort—or worse, allergic reactions.

Remove Any Special Menus: The holidays are a time when people like to indulge. Remove any festive specials or vegetarian options and replace them with your regular, uninspired menu. The fewer choices, the better.

Step 6: Use Social Media to Showcase Your Failures

If you really want to drive the final nail into the coffin of your restaurant or gastropub, use social media to document your failures.

Post Low-Quality Photos of Your Food: Share poorly lit, unappetising photos of your dishes on Instagram and Facebook. The worse the photo looks, the more likely it will deter potential customers.

Respond to Negative Reviews with Sarcasm: When disgruntled customers leave reviews on Google or TripAdvisor, make sure to respond with snarky comments or, better yet, ignore them entirely. Nothing screams professionalism like defensiveness.

Congratulations, You’ve Ruined Christmas!

By following this guide, you'll successfully drive away loyal patrons, discourage new customers, and ensure that your restaurant or gastropub is the talk of the town—for all the wrong reasons. Come January, you’ll have all the time in the world to reflect on how it all went wrong while sitting in your empty dining room.

But if you're reading this and thinking, “I don't actually want to ruin my business!” then consider this guide as a cautionary tale of what not to do. The festive season is your chance to shine. Treat your customers well, serve quality food, and create an atmosphere that makes people feel welcome, and you’ll reap the rewards for months to come.

Happy Christmas! And may your restaurant be filled with laughter, satisfied customers, and ringing tills!

Maybe one day I'll tell you the story of how my wife and I and a couple of friends stumbled upon a country pub/restaurant which had excellent food served by a perky and smiling young lady who was providing a good standard of silver service - whilst wearing a woolly beanie hat!

Why You Might Need to "Ask for Angela" in a Pub, Café, or Restaurant Over the Christmas Period

The festive season is one of joy, laughter, and celebration, but it's also a time when many of us find ourselves socialising more than usual—whether that's catching up with friends at a local pub, enjoying a cosy coffee date at a café, or indulging in a festive meal at a restaurant, or a work Christmas do.

However, not every social situation goes as planned, and sometimes, things can take an uncomfortable or even dangerous turn. 

That's where the "Ask for Angela" initiative comes in—a discreet code phrase that can offer an essential lifeline to anyone feeling unsafe.

What is "Ask for Angela"?

"Ask for Angela" is a safety campaign that was introduced in the UK in 2016 to help individuals discreetly signal that they need help if they are feeling threatened or unsafe. 

The idea is simple: if you're in a pub, café, or restaurant and feel uncomfortable—whether that's because of a bad date, a stranger’s unwanted attention, or just a situation that doesn’t feel right—you can go up to a member of staff and "Ask for Angela". Staff members will understand that this is a code for needing assistance and will then help you to leave the situation safely, either by arranging a taxi, offering a safe space, or even calling the authorities if necessary.

Why the Festive Season Can Be Riskier

Christmas is a time for celebration, and many of us use it as an opportunity to unwind and socialise. Unfortunately, the festive season also comes with increased risks:

Alcohol and lowered inhibitions: Many people drink more over the Christmas period, which can lead to poorer judgement and, in some cases, unwanted advances or inappropriate behaviour.

Busy venues: Pubs and restaurants are often packed during the festive season, making it easier for uncomfortable situations to escalate unnoticed by others. It's harder for friends to keep an eye on each other when crowds are large, and staff are often rushed off their feet.

Meeting new people: The Christmas season is a popular time for online dating, blind dates, and social gatherings with strangers. While most encounters go smoothly, the reality is that not everyone you meet will have good intentions. "Ask for Angela" offers a way out if your date takes an unexpected or unsettling turn.

Increased loneliness and vulnerability: Not everyone feels festive cheer during Christmas. Some people may feel lonely or vulnerable and, as a result, might end up in situations they’re not entirely comfortable with. Whether it's being pressured into staying longer than you’d like or dealing with someone who won't take "no" for an answer, it's important to have an exit strategy.

How "Ask for Angela" Works

If you ever feel uncomfortable or unsafe, the process of using "Ask for Angela" is straightforward:

Approach a staff member: Find a member of staff behind the bar, counter, or at the reception area. It’s best to do this away from the person causing the discomfort if possible.

Use the phrase discreetly: Simply say, "Can I speak to Angela, please?" The staff should recognise this as a request for help and will take you aside to assess the situation discreetly.

Receive assistance: Depending on the circumstances, staff may offer to call a taxi, escort you to a safe area, or alert security or the police. They are trained to help you leave the situation without drawing attention to the fact that you're seeking help.

How Venues Can Support the Initiative

For "Ask for Angela" to be truly effective, venues need to actively participate. Here are some ways that pubs, cafés, and restaurants can make sure the initiative works:

Display posters: Visible signs in bathrooms, near the bar, or in seating areas can help remind patrons that this service is available.

Train staff: Employees should be trained on how to respond quickly and discreetly if someone uses the "Ask for Angela" phrase.

Create a supportive atmosphere: Encouraging a safe environment and zero tolerance for harassment can go a long way in preventing uncomfortable situations from arising in the first place.

Final Thoughts

The "Ask for Angela" initiative is an empowering tool that can help ensure everyone feels safe while socialising, especially during the Christmas period when people are more likely to be out celebrating. Whether you're meeting friends, family, or even new acquaintances, it's comforting to know that help is just a discreet question away.

So, this festive season, while you're out enjoying yourself, keep "Ask for Angela" in mind—not just for yourself, but for others who may need support. By raising awareness and using it when necessary, we can help make the holiday season safer and more enjoyable for everyone.

Stay safe, and happy Christmas!